My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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My goal is to become the guy that names default cell phone ring tones.
I get really upset thinking about 300 kids forced to watch the same 15 people win awards
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gobiascoffee replied to your post: today I learned that Shakespeare was a total ass…
what an egg
Act 4, Scene 2: “What, you egg!” -First Murderer
areyoubeingsarcastic replied to your post: today I learned that Shakespeare was a total ass…
Suncoast kids, so articulate, so erudite :)
I mean, he was. I bet he was just standing there, off stage, looking at James in the audience giving the acknowledging nod and everything. Total ass kisser.
today I learned that Shakespeare was a total ass kisser.
I hate finishing books at school.
Today I finished a book that ended with the death, mid sentence, of the first person narrator followed by an editors note, and I was all like “oh, okay time to do some chem.”
koala tea = quality
Arctic Monkeys - Balaclava
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Why am I watching so many videos of Mojo Jojo, that is, the reasons and causation of my viewing youtube videos of the infamous fictional character that is Mojo Jojo is unclear to me, therefore I am wasting time, time that should be not wasted, the things I could be doing that are productive I am not doing!
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